Things are shaping up
feeling really good lately!
it’s been a while
Made some guac tonight
Guacamole is so good
Chef boy-are-dee, bitch
Getting sriracha
Gotta love that spicy shit
Amiright?!!? OR WHAT!??
FUCK DOING HOMEWORK!
Can’t I just show up to class,
Learn, and get that A?!
Oh- hah…of course not.
College’s just want money
and your misery.
Lazy Larry
I don’t want to work
In fact, I never want to
Googling “free money”
Emotional Mealtime
Got sad when I found
Eggshells. Yes, I said EGGSHELLS
in my salad. Yuck!
Farewell to my hair
I went and got you chopped off
No hair is short hair
work is almost done
slaving away for the man
at least it’s pay day
Christmas is Sunday?
But I didn’t buy a thing!
Where’s the damn coal at?
It’s a nice day out
Maybe I’ll go to the beach
WIsh you guys were here
